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Hans Moleman can be seen on the FOX Network television show . Hans is a short feeble man with skin "like a peanut" and wears extremely thick eyeglasses. He states that he is 31 years old, but looks and acts more like 131. His luck is terribly bad, and he seems to die quite often...which is one of the points of this page...to keep a running count of how many times he has died!
I ordinarily don't find humor in old men with bad luck, but then again, Hans is not an ordinary kind of guy. Come to think of it, he's not a guy at all...he's actually a cartoon...which, I believe, makes it ok for me to laugh at his misfortune.
The Death-o-meter is designed to keep up with the number of times Hans has died on the show. While his deaths are not actually viewed, it can be assumed that death ensued. In other words, this number may be up for discussion...so feel free to discuss it!
NOTE: All sound files are in WAV format and have been ZIPped to save space and download time. Also, due to the fact that I'm still creating this page, many sounds and picture files are not yet available.
|Key||What it Means|
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|7F01||Can be seen in the background as Mr. Burns feebly attempts to bust the pinata||Did not speak|
|7F15||Gets his driver's license voided by Selma||(N/A)|
|8F20||Gets his driver's license approved by Selma||(N/A)|
|9F09||While transporting Edgar Allen Poe's house, Homer forces him off the road and over a cliff||(N/A)|
|9F11||Takes an eysight exam at the DMV, then takes Selma out on a date||(N/A)|
|9F14||Speaks of the evils of alchohaul at the alchohaulic's support group meeting||(N/A)|
|1F04||Otto runs his AMC Gremlin off the road with the school bus...explodes when it hits a tree||(N/A)|
|1F05||Attended Brad Goodman's "Do What You Feel" workshop||(N/A)|
|1F06||Gets into a fight with Moe over a coaster, pulls out a huge knife concealed inside his cane||(N/A)|
|1F07||Works the Solar Energy booth at the National Energy Convention gets KO'ed by the fossil fuel reps||(N/A)|
|1F12||Can be seen at Krusty Burger in the group of elderly complainers||Did not speak|
|1F16||Gets hypnotized into thinking he is the son of Homer and Marge Simpson, starts acting like Bart||(N/A)|
|1F19||Sat on the jury at the Freddie Quimby trial||(N/A)|
|1F20||Teaches an orange eating class at the Adult Education Annex||(N/A)|
|1F21||Was a guest at the wedding of Mr. Burns and Mrs. Bouvier||(N/A)|
|1F22||His thick eyglasses act as a magnifying glass and the sun catches him on fire||(N/A)|
|1F17||Overturns the sugar truck he is driving||(N/A)|
|2F01||Can be seen at the bird sanctuary when birds attack, orders large seed bell from phone booth||(N/A)|
|2F04||Can be seen in church when Lisa turns in Jessica Lovejoy||Did not speak|
|2F05||Falls down the stairs at the hockey game, helps to start a riot soon thereafter||(N/A)|
|2F14||Can be seen in the DMV when Homer takes his chauffeur's test||(N/A)|
|2F31||Produces a film for the film festival called "Man getting hit in groin with football"||(N/A)|
|2F32||Hosts "Moleman In The Morning" show on the local Jazz radio station||(N/A)|
|2F21||Talks to Reverend Lovejoy before being executed||WAV (172KB)|
|2F16||Can be seen in attendance at the town meeting||Did not speak|
|2F20||One of the people in the blood thirsty mob||Did not speak|
|2F17||Can be seen in crowd as the film crew departs||Did not speak|
|3F02||Can be seen in attendance at church during the singing of "In The Garden of Eden"||Did not speak|
|3F06||Gets accidentally buried alive in Springfield Cemetary||(N/A)|
|3F10||Burns drills into his head after mistaking him for the Lucky Charms Leprechaun||(N/A)|
|3F18||Gets locked in the Kwiki Mart, while Apu goes out to party for five minutes||(N/A)|
|4F08||Gets bullied by gangsters who trash his hotdog stand||(N/A)|
|4F13||Crashes his Cadillac into the Planet Hype restaurant||(N/A)|
|4F18||Is one of the many gathered around Marge after church, telling her their problems||Did not speak|
|5F04||Gets thrown in with the rejects at the bachelor auction||Did not speak|
|5F06||Can be seen at the Police auction when Homer buys Snake's Firebird||Did not speak|
|5F07||Can be seen taking the Simpson's stove as payback for the Christmas money he donated to the family||Did not speak|
|3G02||Drove the truck that ran over Lisa's saxaphone||Did not speak|
|5F??||Asks for Robert Ludlum at the "Just Crichton & King Bookstore"||(N/A)|
|Gets engulfed by a blob when Marge is escaping from the Movementarians||(N/A)|
|5F??||Prompted by Krusty, burns his money at "Moe's Brew Ha Ha"||Did not speak|
|5F??||Gets knocked out by Homer in jail after he offers him some reading material||(N/A)|
|5F09||Uh, I forget|
Here are some suggested deaths that may or may not be counted. I haven't decided yet, so they remain on this list for now. Feel free to share your thoughts...I'll let popular demand make the final call.
|Frink Rules!||This is my page dedicated to the genius and imagination of Professor John Frink|
|Elesh's Ultimate Simpsons Page||Lots of pictures and sounds. Be sure to check out his weekly posting from Bongo Comics|
|Springfield Elementary||This is a new page that's off to a great start...definitely worth a look.|
A hearty Thanks! goes to my brother Dave for helping me dig through all of the episodes, looking for appearances of our friend, Hans.
Thanks to Mike Smith for pointing out that I overlooked 3F06 and 3G02.
Feel free to email me if you have any comments, suggestions, or contributions to this page. Also, if you can point me towards sounds or appearances that I have not included, it would be greatly appreciated.
All images, sounds, and broadcast character representations linked or embedded in this website are copyrighted by the FOX network and are presented solely for evaluation purposes. I do not claim rights to any of this material. No profits, monetary or otherwise, have been received for any of these items.
Last revised: March 05, 2000
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